Best candle ever – Scented candle “COFFEE BECAUSE COKE IS TOO EXPENSIVE”

“COFFEE BECAUSE COCAINE IS TOO EXPENSIVE” – Inflation humor for morning grumps: the phrase every office coffee mug deserves. Pairs perfectly with the scent Buck's Coffee Star.

Dark Party Humor

Irony with a clear message: These sayings play with nightlife clichés and are meant as an inside joke, not an invitation. That is precisely why they become the first topic of conversation on every shared-apartment shelf.

Suitable for: Colleagues with a sense of humor, coffee junkies.

Three scents that go with “COFFEE BECAUSE COCAINE IS TOO EXPENSIVE”

• Coastal Magic – Sea salt and summer breeze. Top notes: sea breeze, lemon zest, bergamot · Heart notes: seagrass, driftwood, white flowers · Base notes: amber, musk, sand
• Alpine Violet Twilight – Violets and lavender in alpine air. Top notes: frozen berries, alpine air, plum · Heart notes: violets, lavender, cyclamen · Base notes: cedarwood, white musk, blue amber
• Summarella-Citronella – Classic citronella. Lemongrass, citronella, fresh citrus notes

A total of 37 AI fragrance recipes are available to choose from; each variant image shows the scent world. Currently sold out and unavailable to order: Moloko Choc, Crazy Coco Cherry, Cinnamon Buns, Grandma's Cheesecake, 404: Coco Nut Found, Fragolino Affair.

Material: vegan organic soy wax, organic cotton wick without a metal core, 10–12% fragrance oil · 200 ml in a 250-ml glass (approx. 7 × 8.5 cm, 260 g) · up to 80 hours of burn time · hand-poured by geilstekerze in Hünfelden, Hesse.

Never leave burning unattended, keep away from children and animals, trim the wick to approx. 5 mm, follow the instructions on the label. Manufacturer: better than e-commerce D. Beichert (geilstekerze.de), Akazienplatz 14, 65597 Hünfelden, dennis@geilstekerze.de